Thursday, June 20, 2013

What Foo Dogs Really Think

"This decorating with orange Hermes boxes trend has been so overdone."
 Ever wonder what your foo dogs are thinking as they guard your home so serenely? Read my captions to find out.

"Do you think the laundry is dry?"

"We've been trying to quit."

"More hot tea?"

"Would you like to dance?"

"Get off of me!"

"This geisha with a foo dog puppet ventriloquist idea is really dumb."

"I think we clash."

"I've really grown."

"You look like an idiot in that T-shirt."

"It's rude to point."

"Honey, I shrunk the foo dogs."

"To hell with Mayor Bloomberg, I love my sugary drinks."

"I think we look stupid."

"I guess we are dinner."


"The cleaning lady never puts us back right."

"I thought we were supposed to match."

"That was a really good book."

"Go Blackhawks."

"Good foo dog."

"A really bad hair day."

"Don't tempt me, I'm on a diet."

'I'm sick of soup."

"Can you help me up on the couch?"

"I'm not speaking to you."

"We look like idiots."

"I love it when we all get together."

"I need a drink."

"Leave me alone!"

"A family photo."

"I hate heights."

"I know Miles Redd is super talented, but I don't get his thing with ruffled curtains."

"We look great, but that painting is creepy."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

14 comments:

  1. Beth,
    That has to be one of the funniest posts ever! Thanks for the laugh....
    Sharon
    @novaraway

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  2. OMG Beth these are too, too funny. Some really unique foo dogs included. Love the tea pot!

    xoxo
    Karena
    Art by Karena

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  3. very funny post! they were all spot on :)

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  4. LOL!! SO funny. I needed a laugh to get the day started!
    Teresa
    xoxo

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  5. And it's not even April 1 to have this much foo-n.

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  6. Adorable title for the post and fun read!

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  7. needed the laugh this morning! whew I detest those ruffled curtains

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  8. Absitively, posilutely wonderful! Thank you.

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  9. uh, not sure exactly what the dog is, ah, ...doing... to the teapot?

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  10. This post was FABULOUS!!! Thanks for making me smile!

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  11. Perfect captions - thank you for the foo-giggles -

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