Thursday, June 20, 2013

What Foo Dogs Really Think

"This decorating with orange Hermes boxes trend has been so overdone."
 Ever wonder what your foo dogs are thinking as they guard your home so serenely? Read my captions to find out.

"Do you think the laundry is dry?"

"We've been trying to quit."

"More hot tea?"

"Would you like to dance?"

"Get off of me!"

"This geisha with a foo dog puppet ventriloquist idea is really dumb."

"I think we clash."

"I've really grown."

"You look like an idiot in that T-shirt."

"It's rude to point."

"Honey, I shrunk the foo dogs."

"To hell with Mayor Bloomberg, I love my sugary drinks."

"I think we look stupid."

"I guess we are dinner."


"The cleaning lady never puts us back right."

"I thought we were supposed to match."

"That was a really good book."

"Go Blackhawks."

"Good foo dog."

"A really bad hair day."

"Don't tempt me, I'm on a diet."

'I'm sick of soup."

"Can you help me up on the couch?"

"I'm not speaking to you."

"We look like idiots."

"I love it when we all get together."

"I need a drink."

"Leave me alone!"

"A family photo."

"I hate heights."

"I know Miles Redd is super talented, but I don't get his thing with ruffled curtains."

"We look great, but that painting is creepy."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

14 comments:

sharon smith said...

Beth,
That has to be one of the funniest posts ever! Thanks for the laugh....
Sharon
@novaraway

Karen Albert said...

OMG Beth these are too, too funny. Some really unique foo dogs included. Love the tea pot!

xoxo
Karena
Art by Karena

Coulda shoulda woulda said...

very funny post! they were all spot on :)

Teresa at Splendid Sass said...

LOL!! SO funny. I needed a laugh to get the day started!
Teresa
xoxo

home before dark said...

And it's not even April 1 to have this much foo-n.

HAMPTON HOSTESS said...

Adorable title for the post and fun read!

sjr said...

needed the laugh this morning! whew I detest those ruffled curtains

Ann said...

Absitively, posilutely wonderful! Thank you.

Mrs Kim Smith said...

uh, not sure exactly what the dog is, ah, ...doing... to the teapot?

Linda Pakravan said...

too funny! thanks for the smile!

Matters of Style said...

Very funny post

Sandy at You May Be Wandering said...

This post was FABULOUS!!! Thanks for making me smile!

Rachel said...

Great post!

Thyme2Be said...

Perfect captions - thank you for the foo-giggles -